Dear Ryan Boudinot,
I concede that my sources, Jason Epstein writing for the New York Times and the National Endowment For the Arts are probably flawed due to the vagaries of low-paid fact checkers and overworked analysts. We’ve all been there.
The details of our exchange have become too complex to deal with in the confines of a Web forum.
It has come down to this. You and me. The future of the Seattle writing community clearly, certainly, depends on us and our ideas about outreach programs at Richard Hugo House.
I concede, too, that perhaps a business minded approach is appropriate considering we are talking about an arts organization with a budget and employees and things.
In this spirit, I suggest we resolve our difference in the time honored traditional of all business minded people: dueling PowerPoint presentations outlining the potential futures of Richard Hugo House. In the yawning vacuum of Lyall Bush’s mysterious departure, sense must be made, preferably in three word bullet points.
I suggest we meet in appropriate corporate or edgy marketing attire at a suitable location — a whiteboard perhaps, an AV projector.
Go ahead present your vision of the future in a succinct, and sizzly deck.
I will also have a nice PowerPoint presentation prepared.
20 minutes each. 20 minutes to blow people’s minds.
And then, the people can decide provided they are still awake.
Mr. Boudinot, author of The Littlest Hitler and soon to be released novel Egg and Sperm, I am calling you out. I challenge you to a PowerPoint-off. I demand this, or I demand your immediate concession to my generally sensible and cogent explanations and thoughts about the future of Richard Hugo House.
Name your time. Name you place. Check my Outlook calendar and schedule a rumble.