Q&A Regarding Trouble

Q: Can’t you put your nose to the grindstone?
A: If I put my nose to the grindstone, I’ll grind my nose off.


Q: Do you think it was wise to hire a fiction writer to do accounting?
A: I didn’t hire you.

Q: What do you do all day?
A: I don’t know. Work?
Q: What do you do all day?
A: I work. I’m at work. I work.

Q: Should I just fire you now?
A: No. Wait until I find another job.

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